This cozy hoodie carries a cheeky, lived-in attitude — soft, warm, and built for busy mornings. The front shows a bold, hand-lettered square that reads “I RUN ON COFFEE, CHAOS & CUSS WORDS,” surrounded by tiny dash accents. It settles into the body with a classic cut, double-lined hood, and a roomy kangaroo pocket that keeps hands warm between sips of coffee or while juggling the day. Wear it layered over a tee or as your go-to at-home uniform when schedules are messy and humor is essential. The neutral print pops on light backgrounds and keeps the tone playful and honest — for people who don’t pretend the morning is graceful, they live it.
Product features - Kangaroo pouch pocket for warm hands and easy carrying - Adjustable drawstring double-lined hood with color-matched cord - 50/50 cotton-polyester medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability - Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste - DTG/DTF printing options and available embroidery placements
Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
